Learning more
about various Deutschland words made Adolf very happy!
Adolf
Ze leader of Deutschland. Click here for more information.
Autobahn
Highways of Deutschland. Adolf is known to put people in
Volkswagen, "take them on Autobahn, und shoot
them!" Hans argued that it would be much cheaper to
simply shoot ze enemies rather than waste und volkswagen,
but Adolf disagreed. As punishment, Hans had to live with
Lebanpfoffen for ze week.
Bill
Ze silent member of GMD. Click here for more
information.
Bull
While not technically und word of Deutschland, ze bull is
central to GMD. Deutschland kidnapped the Spanish
president und his bull several years ago. Ze president
was promptly shot, und his bull kept. Since then, ze bull
has become ze figure of strength und power. If something
ist very good, it ist "Good like bull!"
Bratwurst
The tastiest, most fattening sausage available in
Deutschland!
Chirpenhoosen
Ze pet bird of Adolf! Picture is here!
Dusseldorf Spitzelpfoffen
Ze newest addition to ze GMD crew! Click here for more information.
France
France ist the mortal enemy of Adolf. It must be
destroyed at all costs, und made fun of at even more
cost.
"Cause I'm kinda like und frenchman, always stroking
mein French Stick."
- Hattenschweiler Krauftenberg
Fritz
This ist an alleged meat product. It is good. Can be used
as adjective: "Adolf ist good like Fritz!"
Hans
Ze brains of GMD. Click here for more
information.
Hattenschweiler Krauftenberg
Ze host of Guten Morgen Deutschland! Click here for more information.
Ja
Yes. Pronounced "Yarr". As in "Ja, Adolf
ist good like fritz!"
Kaiser
Ze previous ruler of Deutschland. He wore ze pointy hat,
und always rode his horse, Noofenhoosen. Adolf did not
like Kaiser.
Lebanpfoffen
GMD's Village Idiot. Click here for more
information.
Luftwaffe
Ze air force of Deutschland. Used to attack France with.
Lunkenhausen
Ze muscle of GMD. Click here for more
information.
McFuhrer's
Zis is ze national fast food restaurant of Deutschland.
Mein
My. As in "Mein Fuhrer has und first name, ist
A-D-O-L-F!"
Nein
No. As in NEIN!
Noofenhoosen
Ze horse of Kaiser. After Adolf took power, Noofenhoosen
was shot, fed to Lunkenhausen, und made into glue. Ze
glue was then secretly fed to Lebanpfoffen.
Panzerhoffen
Ze army of Deutschland. Used to conquer France, und steal
cheese from Switzerland.
Pfefferhoosen
A Deutschland swear word, invented by Adolf.
Reich
This, of course, is the great government/empire that
Adolf leads!
"If it's not Reich, then its not Right!"
Schissenheimer
Also a Deutschland swear word, invented by Krauftenberg.
Schnapperhausen
What ze
schnapperhausen is, ist completely und totally unknown.
Ze identity of schnapperhausen is ze most pressing thing
for Fuhrer, he must know what it is. Ze fact that Fuhrer
does not know what schnapperhausen is, leads many to
believe zat he did not invent it, like he says he did,
but merely stole it, as Deutschland tradition dictates.
But one thing is for sure, Deutschland could not be
Deutschland without ze schnapperhausen.
Ze word Schnapperhausen can be used in various forms,
since nobody knows what it is.
Schackenpfefferundhoosen
This ist most likely the same thing as Schnapperhausen,
but nobody can tell for sure, since nobody knows what
Schnapperhausen is.
Schackenpfefferundhoosenreichenbergundsteinenpoofenschausen
See "Schackenpfefferundhoosen".
Schackenfeeferleibendouseneinsariechenpfoofenschnauzenvackenluffenpanzer
hoffenschissenleadenduffenhoosenbackenfritzenschnapperalchendichenfozzen
mousenspekkenstoucstenboofenveevennapsterpottenhydrencathundfibren
deutchenheimerpfefferhausen
Ze world's largest Deutschland world. It took
Krauftenberg 17 seconds to say in "Strong Like Bull". Zis word
has nein meaning, it ist just really big.
The Reich Stuff
Deutschland's favourite (und only) breakfast cereal! Find
out more here!
Wackentobaccenpoonzerhansenhoffen
Deutschland marijuana. Which Adolf stole from France.
Volkswagen
Ze only automobile allowed in Deutschland. Ze Volkswagen
ist und important part of day-to-day life.
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