"Where
you will have und good time, or we shoot you!"
Guten Morgen! Und
velcome to ze newest addition to ze Deutschland economy!
We here at Guten Morgen Deutschland know zat no
successful - nein - EXTREMELY successful television show
can go vithout ze spinoffs und such, so we are proud to
open ze first Guten Morgen Deutschland themed
restaurant.
Hattenschweiler
Krauftenberg's Good Time Foodrinkery is ze place of
choice if you are wanting to eat, or drink! It offers ze
largest range of food und drinkables zat you will find in
Deutschland.
Please to be perusink
ze menu below. Soon we will have online ordering, so you
can get ze goodest foods delivered to your door (via
autobahn)!
Food
Menu (you be clickink ze name for picture, ja?!)
The KrauftenBurger
Krauftenberg himself would not touch this burger in
millions of years! But don't let zat stop you from eating
ze KrauftenBurger! Made with recyled products, so you can
save ze environment und eat good food at the same time!
Despite what ze scientists say, ze KrauftenBurger is not proven
to cause cancer! Better yet, if you should happen to
contract ze disease, we will give you und signed picture
of Lebanpfoffen!
Price: Ten Deutschmarks
The Reich Stuff
The breakfast cereal for Deutschland! You've heard ze
song (if you haven't, go here, or you will be shot!), now taste ze cereal
which everyone (well, Krauftenberg) is singing about!
Nutritious, endorsed by Adolf - what more could you vant
in und cereal?!
Price: Eight Deutschmarks
Schnapperhausen
While not technically food, it COULD be und food, as
nobody knows what it is. Buy now, und help pay off
Adolf's debt!
Price: Four Hundred und Sixty-Two
Thousand Deutschmarks
Lebanpfoffen's Home Style Bratwurst
Just like Lebanpfoffen's mother used to make (until we
put her in volkswagen, took her on autobahn, und shot
her). Served with Hans' twenty secret herbs und spices.
To not use ze spices would be to insult Hans.
Price: Fifteen Deutschmarks
Adolphin
Fresh from ze sea! Endorsed by Adolf! Side of endangered
whale available on request!
Price: Forty Deutschmarks, as we need to
fight Greenpeace to get this!
Drink
Menu (you be clickink ze name for picture, ja?!)
Dusseldorf Spitzelpfoffen Beer
Now you too can be drinkink ze best selling beer in
Deutschland! Endorsed by Dusseldorf himself, this beer
ist STRONGER THAN FRITZ!
Price: Three Deutschmarks
Water of the Fuhrer
Some might say that zis is nothing more than regular tap
water, but they do not know two things!
1. This water is FILLED with und spirit of Fuhrer.
2. As it is filled with ze sprit of Fuhrer, this water
costs more. Much much more. But order it, or we will
shoot you!
Price: Seven Deutschmarks
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