Descriptions of Hoosen, Deutschland Hoosen! characters!

Name: Dusseldorf Spitzelpfoffen

Info: Dusseldorf is the host of Hoosen, Deutschland Hoosen!, and an accomplished comedian. He doesn't like Hattenschweiler Krauftenberg (of Guten Morgen Deutschland fame), but he does like stealing material off Krauftenberg. He wears lederhosen.

Name: Kaiser

Info: Because Guten Morgen Deutschland has an important political figure supporting them (Adolf), Hoosen, Deutschland, Hoosen! decided to create their own, and brought back Germany's old friend, the Kaiser. Kaiser likes pointy hats, zeppelins, and his horse, noofenhoosen.