It has come to mein attention that und large portion of mein fanbase is pfefferhoosened about several und comments made on "Guten Morgen Deutschland News". Although there ist the possiblitity that comments like these may be made again, GMD und Fuhrer would like to extend und full apology to the peoples in question.
As compensation, please accept this limited edition unsigned Fuhrer picture (well, it is actually a picture of und bag of fuhrers).
Now please shut up und watch GMD, or we will put you in volkswagen, etc.
- H. Krauftenberg, Attorney of Law
mr t zip
http://www.hebron.org.il/pics/simchas.htm <-- this is good like fritz