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Guten Morgen! Some of you
have been saying "it is about time you updated site, Krauftenberg."
However, nobody is saying this anymore, for everyone zat did say it
has been shot! So vat has
everybody's favourite Deutschland celebrity been up to since December?
Allow Krauftenberg to explain!
I had a very enjoyable new years! To celebrate this 2002th year
of und Fuhrer, Hans and I went
to kill enemies of the Reich
duck hunting! We brought back 60 communists ducks und stole
a clock from a swiss farmer (we didn't get his army knife though -
Adolf und I travelled to Munich to shoot a commercial for ze newest
Volkswagen! Of course, by shoot, I mean film! However, we did shoot
ze pesky Volvo executive who happened to be there!
Note to Lebanpfoffen: Here is where you put in ze fake kommentary.
Note: What follows is text transcript of conversation with Lebanpfoffen.
"Lebanpfoffen! Did you update und site as instructed?"
"Nein, Krauftenberg! I was eating mein bratwurst!"
"Damn it Lebanpfoffen! Ze site is ze will of Fuhrer!"
"Lying is not reich, Krauftenberg!"
"Shut up Lebanpfoffen!"
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